FIVE LASTS:
1. last beverage→ tea
2. last phone call→dunno
3. last CD played→marrillion fugazi
4. last time you cried→ dunno
5. last text message sent to you says→ Cant remember
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
1. dated someone twice→ Hell yeah! lol
2. been cheated on?→ Dont thnk so . . . .
3. kissed someone & regretted it?→ nope
4. lost someone special?→ yep
5. been depressed→ ye . . . . . but not for long
6. been drunk and threw up?→ nooo!

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
1. green
2.red
3.blue

THIS MONTH HAVE YOU:
1. Made a new friend → i made colleagues at work ex
2. Fallen out of love → no
3. Laughed until you cried → yes
4. Met someone who changed your life→ no
5. Found out who your true friends were--> no not really i realised a long time ago
6. Is there something you want to tell someone→ not really
7. Have you kissed anyone on your top friend's list → yes

RANDOMS:
1. What did you do for your last birthday?→ not alot
3. What were you doing at midnight last night?→ sleeping
4. Name something you CANNOT wait for?→ seeing my girlfeind again
5. Last time you saw your father?→ 2 minutes ago
6. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?→ make me king of the world lol
7. What are you listening to right now?→ Govinda
8. Have you ever talked to Tom?→ who?
10. Most visited webpage? → Deviant art!
11. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life?→ most
14. Change your name? → no

REALS:
001. What's your real name→ Joseph
002. Nicknames → Joe, gerbil muppet D*** head, any really
003. Status → Taken
004. Zodiac sign →Aries
005. Male or female - male
010. Hair color → brown
011. Long or short → longish
015. Are you health freak?→ no
016. Height --> tallish
017. Do you have a crush on someone → not a crush, more in love
018. Do you like yourself?→yep
019. Piercings. → none
020. Tattoos→ nope
021. Righty or lefty →both

FIRSTS :
022. First surgery → somthing to stop my food coming out of my ears
023. First piercing →none
024. First best friends → Stuart
025. First award → cant remember
026. First sport you joined → erm not really a sport person
027. First pet →gold fish
028. First vacation→cornwall
030. First crush → Daniella

CURRENTLY :
049. Eating→ nothing
050. Drinking → tea
052. I'm about to → do the next question
053. Listening to →Kula shaker
055. ???

YOUR FUTURE :
058. Want kids?→ yep
059. Want to get married?→ dunno I guess people would see me as a ball and chain
060. Careers in mind?→ museum curator

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :
072. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneous
074. Sensitive or loud→ both
075. Hook-up or relationship → relationship
077. Trouble maker or hesitant→ hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER
078. Kissed a stranger → no
079. Drank hard liquor→ nope
085. Been arrested → nope
086. Turned someone down → once
087. Cried when someone died→ Yep, my family hasn't had a lot of luck with deaths

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → yep I'm always right
090. Miracles → yes it's a miracle im alive with all the things that are wrong with me
091. Love at first sight → no not really
092. Heaven → i hope so!
093. Santa Claus→ well lets say theres olny one fat guy that delivers presents to my house and his name aint santa
095. Kiss on the first date → possibley it depends who it was
096. Angels → again yeah over wise I wouldn't exist

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yep my girlfriend, in the words of pink flyod , I wish you were here!
098. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? nope, ones enough
099. Do you believe in God?→ Not really sure
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? well what this?